TexasT's House

[technovapir]

We are here trying to recover. TT is not well, SC is sick and I have some kind of bug you might want to wear a mask lol

MASK? Now I'm thinking that I'll need full body scrubs & Crocs!!!

 

[TexasT]

Oh TT we could by pass the ringdangdoo. Just insert a supra pubic catheter. It is directly inserted into your bladder via a small incision in your abdomen. Won't hurt a bit.

Honestly, honestly ... I would prefer THAT!!!

But not in my ringdangdoo, no, no, no, no .....

TT

 

[Sdh]

I'm on my way!

Can I bring SecondChance?

TT

Sure! I have a few extra fleets enemas when I was a strict low carber! Don't ask....

 

[salemgold]

I'd have thought Sdh's post there on enemas would have made you run away 5card!

TT

Ummmmm he might be right there with you and SIC and it makes for an exciting evening

 

[5cardstud]

Naw I'm not running away.
Salem is your calendar by Dr. Stool?

 

[Sdh]

We might need to wear a respirator.

 

[salemgold]

Nope just a plain old pocket calendar but it works well

We have to track the important stuff

 

[5cardstud]

Honestly, honestly ... I would prefer THAT!!!

But not in my ringdangdoo, no, no, no, no .....

TT

In the hospital the nurses would say they were going to do that so when they ask if I went to the bathroom I would say yes even if it had been a week.

 

[Sdh]

Really guys...at work I have a computer program that tracks peoples bm's.

 

[salemgold]

If we keep falling like flies to illness around here we may have to open a quarantine room!

 

[TexasT]

Naw I'm not running away.
Salem is your calendar by Dr. Stool?

LOL, I can't believe you guys!

Entirely too funny!

TT

 

[salemgold]

Really guys...at work I have a computer program that tracks peoples bm's.

Oh we believe you lol

 

[TexasT]

Really guys...at work I have a computer program that tracks peoples bm's.

How fun!!!

TT

 

[salemgold]

LOL, I can't believe you guys!

Entirely too funny!

TT

Don't laugh too hard! If you are not keeping track yet you probably will be one day

 

[Sdh]

Lets just say "Loads of fun".

 

[5cardstud]

Well I got a shirt for Christmas laqst year that proudly says on the fron t in big letters. "I Pooped Today".

 

[salemgold]

LOL or your wife will track it for you

 

[technovapir]

Really guys...at work I have a computer program that tracks peoples bm's.

Do people KNOW you're tracking their poos?
RELEVANT; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVgi8hoFFc

 

[TexasT]

Wow, the boys over at the Sewage Treatment Plant would love to sit and visit with all you guys!

I'll tell them about this at the Coffee shop tomorrow!

TT

 

[salemgold]

Well I got a shirt for Christmas laqst year that proudly says on the fron t in big letters. "I Pooped Today".

OK now you have to have a medical condition for someone to give you that for Christmas