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tib, that is so funny! TT always gets the guys and girls mixed up lol
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tib, that is so funny! TT always gets the guys and girls mixed up lol
1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d. (seems T has this covered)
2. Don't cry over spilled milk. (save it to cry over spilled e-juice)
3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no
calories, no cholesterol, and no taste! (uhhh...is cud equal to oatmeal?)
4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence. (but only when you DO get rain)
5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on. (been there, done that...right? LOL)
6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth! (you've been practicing this one quite a bit I'd guess, T)
7. It's better to be seen and not herd. (stop 6 and start practicing this one perhaps? LOL j/j)
8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
9. Never take any bull from anybody. (unless it's the neighbor's steaks)
10. Always let them know who's bossy. (I don't think we need names here)
11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck. (T must be the luckiest man alive then)
12. Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
13. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day. (T, all your friends here at ECF are blessed that you've come into our lives)
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Q: What do you call a Cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef
Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: Go to moo-vies.
Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.
2. Don't cry over spilled milk. (save it to cry over spilled e-juice)
3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no
calories, no cholesterol, and no taste! (uhhh...is cud equal to oatmeal?)
4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence. (but only when you DO get rain)
5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on. (been there, done that...right? LOL)
6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth! (you've been practicing this one quite a bit I'd guess, T)
7. It's better to be seen and not herd. (stop 6 and start practicing this one perhaps? LOL j/j)
8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
9. Never take any bull from anybody. (unless it's the neighbor's steaks)
10. Always let them know who's bossy. (I don't think we need names here)
11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck. (T must be the luckiest man alive then)
12. Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
13. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day. (T, all your friends here at ECF are blessed that you've come into our lives)
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Q: What do you call a Cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef
Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: Go to moo-vies.
Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.
Where would you let your friendly neighborhood hippie crash? They love us in Texas, right?!?!?!? 
OMG, don't tell me I've gone and done it again!!!
I get more angry phone calls from guys that I've inadvertently flirted with here on ECF, that I didn't know were guys. Some have threatened to send their wives to whack me on the head. One time some "friends" on here sent me into a forum that I clearly didn't belong in and that was pure chaos!
So let me put this in my notebook. Tib is a guy. Salem is a girl.
Okay. I think I got it.
TT
Where would you let your friendly neighborhood hippie crash? They love us in Texas, right?!?!?!?
Your absolutely right RippleInStillWater! Your welcome in Texas any time. My wife has spiked purple hair and wears wheels off of a '57 Chevy for earrings. Now of course she's a pretty big old gal and as for the hair, well, she was born that way.
But ever since she quit professional wrestling she's really mellowed a lot and around here we love our hippies. Heck, I even let my hair grow down over my shirt collar a little bit one time! Really!!
TT
I know where you went, hee hee.
But I won't tell -- good girls don't, y'now.
Make sure I'm on the right list in your notebook, please and thank you.
But I won't tell -- good girls don't, y'now.
Make sure I'm on the right list in your notebook, please and thank you.
ROFLMAO!!! (hey Free taught me that lol) You are insane! Totally! I think thats why we love you so much
Because we are too! Birds of a feather you know
I know where you went, hee hee.
But I won't tell -- good girls don't, y'now.
Make sure I'm on the right list in your notebook, please and thank you.
ROTFLMAO!!! Pokey, your the bestest! And thank you for not telling. And your right about the good girls, there just isn't anything better than a good girl.
And yes sir. I have you on the right list.
TT
Well you can put it in your notebook but tib might have something to say about that. But than again, maybe she will not
Well you can put it in your notebook but tib might have something to say about that. But than again, maybe she will not
I'm getting soooo confused. So tib is a girl and salem is a guy???
What ever happened to nice girls names like Mildred, and Myrtle and Agnes and stuff like that? I was never confused back then.
But I wonder why my buddy guy Pokey never gets confused?
TT
Darn tootin' Ma'am. You got that right.
Guess where I'm heading now???
Can ya guess? Huh? Huh? Huh?
ROTFL!
Night ya'll. This girlie girl's goin' pumpkin...
See you tomorrow, ECF VET TT!!
Night ya'll. This girlie girl's goin' pumpkin...
See you tomorrow, ECF VET TT!!
Darn tootin' Ma'am. You got that right.
Guess where I'm heading now???
Can ya guess? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Look Pokey. How about we work out a deal here.
Like ... I'll behave?
Or ... I'll pay?
Or ... would you like a glass of wine?
Really. We can work this out!
TT
haha, we only have techno's word for that
Hey TT, I'm NOT a redhead...I'm a dazzling brunette! I am just as scared of ginger's as you are, due to an older sister with a charming temper...
And I know you're peachy, cuz you're fuzzy on the outside and mushy on the inside..
Sorry my Avi isn't a cow. I haven't had time to find a cool one to Moo you with.
Hey TT, I'm NOT a redhead...I'm a dazzling brunette! I am just as scared of ginger's as you are, due to an older sister with a charming temper...
And I know you're peachy, cuz you're fuzzy on the outside and mushy on the inside..
Sorry my Avi isn't a cow. I haven't had time to find a cool one to Moo you with.
That's RIGHT!!! Your a dazzling brunette! Its your sister that is a redhead. I remember now!
Well that makes two of us who are afraid of redheads then!
They sure scare me!
And don't worry about that cow avatar. I wasn't even going to have a theme but some "friends" kinda made me and I was afraid there might be a redhead among them!
TT
Please don't behave.
But I'll take you up on the wine...it's 5:00 somewhere, right?
And you're right to be afraid of the redheads -- and maybe even some of us leaning towards auburn, too.
Well TT i gotta hand it to ya. This Vet thing and turning thing has made you a chick magnet, sorta like Elvis. I guess the next thing for you is the Governers Mansion there in Texas. CONGRATS TT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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