TexasT's House

[salemgold]

OH! That was an excellent movie! Was that the first time that you saw it?

And I really hate to hear of yet another factory possibly closing its doors

And it was YOU who stole my Eggo! lol

 

[Free2BMe]

I'm good at stealing eggos. heh heh heh

I've seen the movie before but it's one of those that can be watched numerous times and you just don't get tired of seeing it.

 

[salemgold]

I agree. I have seen it several times myself. That and The Green Mile Both are worth watching several times.

 

[TexasT]

Geez, I had real eggs from my daughters yard chickens, bacon (its best in the microwave), grits with a little butter and a homemade biscuit with butter and molasses and chased all that down with a big glass of buttermilk!

Now I gotta tell you, this was a nice Saturday treat. Most days I really do have oatmeal but I like it because it helps keep my cholesterol down. If I ate like that every day I'd be pushing up dandelions!

And lets see, I had two naps, watched TV, played around on the computer ... and that was that.

I love retirement!

TT

 

[salemgold]

You're killin me TT! That is my kinda breakfast! I also try and eat Old Fashioned Oatmeal for breakfast. Some times I even cut up a little apple in it and sprinkle cinnamon on top For a real treat I add a few slivered almonds

 

[TexasT]

It was so boring here that I went to a punk rock concert so that I could wear my Levi's down around my knees like the kids do today because I wanted to show off my bloomers with the cowboys and Indians on them.

I was on my way home and puffing on my Phidias with the huge clouds of vapor when this policeman pulls me over and wants to know what I'm smokin' that makes so much smoke. And I said "this here's a Phidias." Well I guess he thought I was calling him names and he made me get out of my car after I got it off the sidewalk and he told me to assume the position.

Well I couldn't spread my legs apart because I had my Levi's down so low so he tells me to pull them up and I did. I jerked them up so hard that I pulled myself up in the air, completely off my feet and fell in a heap in that black, greasy stuff along the curb and had given myself a serious snuggy. And I looked and there was a carto that looked like it had hardly been used so I grabbed it and kept it. Sometimes I find good ones in the alley and old 5cardstud taught me to look there.

He let me go when I told him my wife worked at the Lube Rack where he got his police car serviced and then he realized I was somebody important. And it turns out him and my wife are cousins but she's a cousin to almost everybody in this County. I also told him that K-Space might be my cousin but we were still working that one out. He was impressed.

So I got off with a warning not to blow so much vapor while driving because it obscured my view of the road. I promised I would carry a stick 808 with me from now on for times like this to see that this never happened again.

So that was my evening.

Some people just sit around and watch movies on the television set.

TT

 

[salemgold]

Yeah but from the sounds of it the next movie we may be watching could be starring you lol We will recognize you by the bright orange jumpsuit and the greasy carto hanging out of your mouth

 

[TexasT]

LOL, well if that's how you'll be seeing me, I'll be smiling.

That snuggy was the most excitement I've had in a long time!

TT

 

[K-Space]

Howdy Cuz just wanted to bring you a change of clothing you left at my house so you can get rid of those baggie jeans.

 

[Free2BMe]

Wish I had cowboys and indians on my underwear......

 

[SecondChance]

OH man!! you are one brave lady miss Free... ya gotta know that one is goin places.... LMAO!

SC

 

[TexasT]

Hey!!! We're actually getting some rain here. Coming down pretty hard!!!

Cousin K-Space, I wondered where I had left that fine suit. I must look good in it because everyone always stops dead in their tracks and looks at me when I wear it!

And brother SecondHand, now you know I'm always a gentleman and would never take advantage of a ... never mind.

And Free, I really wish I could find me some bloomers with cows like this on them.

I'd have to wear my Levi's down around my knees when I go to the Coffee shop to show those bloomers off to all those old men up there. They'd sure be jealous!

TT

 

[SecondChance]

Rain.... really!!! what does it look like....can ya smell it??? it has been so long I can't remember rain.... can ya save a little back for me there TT?? I'll pay ya 3 dollars for it!!

SC

 

[TexasT]

Rain.... really!!! what does it look like....can ya smell it??? it has been so long I can't remember rain.... can ya save a little back for me there TT?? I'll pay ya 3 dollars for it!!

SC

Well, the rain is all over already SecondBreath and the only mason jar I could find to put the rainwater in was the jar I keep under the bed for an emergency in case I get up and don't want to go outside and down the path to the outhouse. But I got it half filled for you and will send it to you by UPS in the morning.

The rainwater smells real nice.

You ought to be able to smell it when you open that jar.

TT

 

[Free2BMe]

Hey!!! We're actually getting some rain here. Coming down pretty hard!!!

Cousin K-Space, I wondered where I had left that fine suit. I must look good in it because everyone always stops dead in their tracks and looks at me when I wear it!

And brother SecondHand, now you know I'm always a gentleman and would never take advantage of a ... never mind.

And Free, I really wish I could find me some bloomers with cows like this on them.

I'd have to wear my Levi's down around my knees when I go to the Coffee shop to show those bloomers off to all those old men up there. They'd sure be jealous!

TT

I'm not soo sure you'd like bloomers with Cow Elvis on them, T; you might end up All Shook Up.

 

[chimney55]

I'm not soo sure you'd like bloomers with Cow Elvis on them, T; you might end up All Shook Up.

Then there'd be milkshakes for everyone!!

Make mine chocolate.

 

[Free2BMe]

Several comments come to mind and not a one of them is nice enough to be said here.

Just my luck....... LOL

 

[TexasT]

Geez, just when I thought I'd have something really great for the Under the Covers Thread!!

TT

 

[salemgold]

Wow! TT has not been home all day here Must just be too excited about all that rain!

 

[TexasT]

Well, the rain is all over already SecondBreath and the only mason jar I could find to put the rainwater in was the jar I keep under the bed for an emergency in case I get up and don't want to go outside and down the path to the outhouse. But I got it half filled for you and will send it to you by UPS in the morning.

The rainwater smells real nice.

You ought to be able to smell it when you open that jar.

TT

I guess I've been waiting for some comments on the one I quoted above...I thought sure it would open some doors for me to do something with.

Y'all are just so nice that you ignore me when I get a little sideways I guess. And that's as it should be.

But it sure makes for a boring TexasT ...