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TexasT

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I got my LR Pump system today and my VV pass-thru battery. I must admit, I like the pump system. Since Salem tells me the tank is much better, I am getting really excited! I think I just humped T's leg! :lol:

I give up.

I've been trying to get LD to go back to women, even helped pay for his breast implants in case he could find one of those ... I'd better not say it.

But anyhow, its all been a total failure regardless of how hard I tried to interest him in women.

There's just something about my leg that he can't get over.

Can any of you give me some guidance on how to proceed with him? Gummy Bear, P.I., and a lot of you others are extremely well educated ... even many with Nursing Degrees. We need to help him straighten out and learn that my leg shouldn't be his sexual fantasy and the object of his desires.

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You must be a mind reader.

How did you know I dropped my Peach Pie on it??

You want to buy my Fortune Telling business up there on the paved road? You could make big bucks!

TT

Hell no,, it gets un-bear-abley cold over there. I heard it can go below 40 out there sometimes.
 

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You got that right Gummy :) I know a few people that have mastered the art myself :facepalm:

See one of the tricks is to always make it look like what ever you are doing looks more important than what ever labor thing is being done. For example if you hold a clipboard between your knees and have an open blueprint in your hand while your buddy points at the blue print, and every now and then turn the blue print so it looks like you frantically searching for something really important. Point at a part of the building then back to the print. If any asks you what your doing ,,, send them for a calculator.
 

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did i miss any update on SDH's guy.

No but she said it would be late. The impression that I got is that he goes to sleep early and she leaves around 9PM when he goes to sleep.

However I am hoping for at least decent news since she has my phone number and if something were horribly wrong I think that she would call :)
 

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See one of the tricks is to always make it look like what ever you are doing looks more important than what ever labor thing is being done. For example if you hold a clipboard between your knees and have an open blueprint in your hand while your buddy points at the blue print, and every now and then turn the blue print so it looks like you frantically searching for something really important. Point at a part of the building then back to the print. If any asks you what your doing ,,, send them for a calculator.

Ninth degree black belt for you, Gummy

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Yeah, Gummy Bear, but that's not 40 below zero ... just 40 degrees.

But I guess 40 degrees is rare in Orlando.

Just wish we had some of your rain!

TT

40 below,,, Ha, ha, ha,,,, yea right. no way a temp could ever really go that low. Gotta be a Hollywood invention. can't happen.
I have heard that somewhere on the planet it might get down to something like +15 but 40 below nhh uhh. no way
 
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