TexasT's House

[TexasT]

Brutus, the beer is in the cooler out beside the plaid couch in the front yard.

Get your behind parked out there and we'll drink a few and watch the bug zapper and have a few laughs!

TT

 

[Brutus Buckeye]

I'm glad you went for the Mega Watt Double Upright Killing Machine Zapper! Good times.

 

[TexasT]

Ha, ha, ha .... man, when they hit that thing its like the Forth of July.

Wish we could hit it with a beer can!

We'd be famous!

TT

 

[Brutus Buckeye]

You seem to forget the last time we tried that, I almost lost an eye, right after you ran screaming toward it yelling

"Ya'll wanna seem something funny, watch this"

then you flung the can and that sum..... came flying at me at about the speed of a .38 shell, lucky my cat like reflexes kicked in (ok I really passed out drunk and fell down) and it missed, to bad about old Blue though, that dog will never sniff after female poodles ever again

 

[TexasT]

I got dragged away yelling and screaming to dinner ... but I'm back.

Isn't there some kind of old saying about us rednecks and someone saying ..."if you want to see something funny, watch this?" LOL, well, if there's not there should be.

Yeah, Blue was sitting on my lap this evening and cut a big old dog fart that sent me running, but he just layed there like nothing had happened. Even the hog ran out of the house.

Grab us a couple more beers out of that cooler, willya?

TT

 

[tgcrna]

Isn't there some kind of old saying about us rednecks and someone saying ..."if you want to see something funny, watch this?" LOL, well, if there's not there should be.


TT

You are referring to the famous last words of a redneck?? "Hey, Ya'll, watch this chit"

 

[TexasT]

That's it Nursie T, that's it!!!

Yeah, it should be our theme song down here!

TT

 

[Brutus Buckeye]

Yeah, blame it on Blue, you dirty bast...!

 

[TexasT]

Well it certainly wasn't me or the hog!!!

Pass another beer.

TT

 

[Brutus Buckeye]

What do I look like, your waitress? Get it yourself, your closer than I am.

 

[TexasT]

Oh alright.

I have to do everything around here.

(I have his beer behind my back and I'm shaking it up!)

Here ya go buddy!

TT

 

[Brutus Buckeye]

Dang you!

 

[Brutus Buckeye]

Hey T, did I ever show you the tat I got when I went up to that there Canadian place?

 

[Brutus Buckeye]

of course it isn't as cool as yours

 

[TexasT]

Gotcha on the shook up beer!!! Bwaaaahahahahahahaha

No, I hadn't seen your tat, but buddy, that is really a beaut!

I want one like that.

But the guy at the tat shop said I was too old and wrinkley.

Somenagun.

TT

 

[tgcrna]

You boys... **shakes head**

 

[TexasT]

Ha, ha, that Brutus is a train wreck, isn't he?

I get a big kick out of him!

TT

 

[TexasT]

How you doing Nursie T?

You working tonight?

TT

 

[Brutus Buckeye]

T, thanks for the beers, always a good time. Got to crawl back home now. Catch ya later bud.

 

[TexasT]

Come back anytime Brutus!

Always enjoy seeing you and sharing a few laughs!

TT