TexasT's House

[Brutus Buckeye]

Drive by .... slap!

 

[Free2BMe]

Not sure how to follow up after Brutus' .... slapping. LOL

 

[TexasT]

Not sure how to follow up after Brutus' .... slapping. LOL

Well, maybe if I put on a General's uniform and ...

no ...

I'd better not.

TT

 

[TexasT]

Now TT, thats what they make grandkids and those other kids that you pay $100 to cut the grass for!

Boy, you got that right girl!!

Grandkids are always immediately available if there's going to be some paying going on.

TT

 

[salemgold]

Yep, gone are the days of the $5 and $10 grass cutting. Inflation you know

 

[tgcrna]

You don't even have to pay my 16-yr-old to mow. You just have to take away his video games until he gets it done

TT, as hot and dry as it has been in your neck of the woods, how do you even have any grass to mow? Ours has been brown and hasn't grown for several weeks now.

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Yeah Pokey, it has two handles and you steer left and right with the handles.

Its just like running a Caterpillar bulldozer and I'm sure you've done that before ... so really, you shouldn't have any problem with it at all.

The only difference is that the Caterpillar bulldozer rides smoother.

C'mon over and I'll let you run it for a while and lets see what you think about it.

TT

That's what I thought. If you'd seen me on the 'dozer, you'd know better than to invite me over.

I suggest you don't hold your breath waiting on me.

 

[TexasT]

You don't even have to pay my 16-yr-old to mow. You just have to take away his video games until he gets it done

TT, as hot and dry as it has been in your neck of the woods, how do you even have any grass to mow? Ours has been brown and hasn't grown for several weeks now.

LOL, there isn't much out there, just annoying spikes sticking up here and there and it is a little higher right near the house ... probably from dew in the mornings dripping down.

But mostly its just brown and severely dried up.

TT

 

[Ever1ast]

But mostly its just brown and severely dried up.

TT

Sounds like my lawn till about a month ago. We've hit our rainy-season stride and now it won't quit growing. Hell...We're getting dumped on like crazy today. It's not even accidents I'm dispatching the FD to right now, it's cars that tried crossing flooded streets that need towed out. Wish someone would've told me to keep my 4 wheel drive when I moved to FL.

 

[Free2BMe]

TT in his general's uniform, directing Pokey on the dozer..... Think I'll stick around cause this could get interesting.

SAAAAAaaaLUTTTTE!

 

[K-Space]

Cuz TT

 

[TexasT]

TT in his general's uniform, directing Pokey on the dozer..... Think I'll stick around cause this could get interesting.

SAAAAAaaaLUTTTTE!

Especially doing some .... slapping dressed up as a General.

Your right as usual Free ...

This could be interesting.

Thanks Cousin K-Space! Do you have a uniform too?

This is gonna be fun.

TT

 

[K-Space]

here i am in all my glory!

 

[TexasT]

Uuhh, cousin ... I don't think that uniform is going to work for what I have in mind.

Do you have anything else?

We need to get the .... slapping under way.

Meet you at the plaid couch in the front yard.

Girrrrlllllssss or girllllsssss .... where are you?

TT

 

[TexasT]

Well, I'm sitting out in the front yard in my Generals uniform and there's not a girl in sight.

Might as well go back in the house and get back into my shorts and T shirt again.

TT

 

[Brutus Buckeye]

Does this count as a uniform? I mean when the Redneck Yacht Club gets together, the ladies all call me Captain!

 

[TexasT]

LOL, looks like it ought to work to me Brutus.

You seen those girls running around anywhere?

I think I've scared them off, but your uniform ought to bring them running back!

TT

 

[Brutus Buckeye]

Here they come a runnin!

 

[K-Space]

is this better TT

 

[salemgold]

yeah but boys, they are supposed to be running toward you not away from you lol

I was wondering where that stampede of muddy women was coming from as I was headed down the road to TTs house