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Free2BMe

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Toto: How did you know I was drying up.....have you been talking to my husband? Or did you mean the weather? (I was referring to my skin, you dirty minded co-weirdos.)

This would be a good example of using the "GASP!-spew-falling outta the chair with laughter" button. I pressed "like" but it just didn't seem to convey my true reaction. LOL

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LOL, you guys are soooo bad. Here I am. I was just making the rounds.

You know, its funny, but since I started vaping I've actually become sweeter and I think my virginity has returned.

But I know I'm a lot more precious than I used to be. And I figured that out all by myself! Nobody told me that ... especially my wifey.

TT


I could be wrong but I don't think being in your 2nd childhood actually means you regain virginity.

This does remind me of my grandma again, though...and yes, I'm sure by now you are realizing she was quite the character. I know, who really gives a qhit, right? LOL Anyway, here she was in her 60's and going around wearing a t-shirt that had "I'm a virgin...but this is an old t-shirt" on it.

I hope I get to be that type of grandma someday. *sigh*


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I love that t-shirt, Free. My grandma was the print dress wearin', apron wearin', black shoes with heel wearin, hose only to the knees wearin' kind of grandma. That is all I ever saw her in. Things have certainly changed--my grandma would have fainted dead away from your grandma's t-shirt. And she really would have keeled over after reading the "Little Miss F.......ing Sunshine'' t-shirt I saw last week. Times......they are a-changin'.
I'm so glad grandmas don't have to wear aprons and print dresses any more.
 
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Pokey-I have been researching WTA for some time. I don't want to use snus. I have thought about the snus numerous times. I just want to use the WTA when I am working and a few times a day to supplement my current regime. The theory behind WTA is that it will hit and react the same way as smoking cigs. So far I have found two sources.

Got to go...have fun today!

Yup, I tried Snus once. That was more than enough for me. Nasty.
Good for you on finding the sources. Keep us posted on what you figure out and how it works for you, OK? You can never learn too much. :)
 

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I'm doing a fly by too.

110 here today!!! No end in sight.

Wifey and granddaughter ran up to our local, high priced - old stuff grocery store to pick up a few things. Granddaughter is having a great time. We went to town today and bought some new outfits and some toy essentials.

I'll probably be back on here later to pester everyone.

Lubs, TT
 

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I got a hillarious e mail today about a guy who moves to Texas and is loving it at first. It is posted like a diary, and with every entry he is getting more disgruntled....it turns into a really funny read when he starts describing what the heat is doing to his life. I think it had to be written by someone actually experiencing the heat and dryness there. Funny to read......probably not so funny to live it.
 
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Before going to bed, I will share this excerpt from my email from a Texan:
" I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got back to the car at noon, Lomita had died and swollen up like a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon. The car now smells like Kibbles and Sh....ts".
"Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts and when I sat on the seat in the car, my skin melted to seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and .........now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ... and baked cat."

And now I will "pop out" leaving you with such a beautiful picture of life right now in Texas. Good Night everyone.
 

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Oh good greif! We have traded our wings for Popcorn makers....and some kinda new fangled breeze machine... ya'll make up your minds... ;)

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