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Padre

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but I did not say anything cause I didn't want you to think I was gloating. .

Have you forgotten the gloating TT gives when he knows we are slaving at our desks at work and he has nothing to do the rest of the day because he had already filled the cartos.

gloat away if you were asking me!
 

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Padre: me and TT have paid our dues, slaving now being a thing of the past for TT, but for me....well, I am a woman and still slaving....doing laundry, cooking meals, cleaning floors, scooping cat boxes. After all:
A man works from sun to sun
But a woman's work is never done.

Poor me......I want to be TT's dog in my next life.....That is the one who has it good!
 

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Hi SC---take the money!! TT can go steal some more stuff and sell it in towns where they don't know him. But I do know that he is having to go to towns further and further away cause his reputation is spreading. In fact, I think I saw him in front of a vacant house in Little Rock last week. Had a huge pile of junk there, and many people going through that pile, so he is making a bundle.

I just looked at the radar--the rain is spreading west--how far is yet to be determined. YYYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!
 

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And that antique tractor that is worth several thousands of dollars that you took out of my yard and sold over in Kilgore.....well that was my grandkids' college education. But don't worry about it, if they have to work their way through college, it will be good for them---builds character. After all, you have been nice to allow me to settle here so I can forgive a little thievery, but only if you share with SC, as it sounds like he is needing a hand out this month.

Well, the bad part of the storm has blown through but it looks like we ought to get a lot more rain out of this. And we still have electricity and television! Which is great because this is the day they show all the Ghost Hunters programs and that's my favorite!!!

I told you guys wrong though. Yesterday we got four 100th's, not four tenths, and so far today we've got seven 100th's of an inch of rain.

And Gramva, that wasn't me that took that tractor. There's an old guy named Jack Schitt who lives down the road from me and he's the one that took it. I might have shown him how to start it though. Jack ain't real smart like me.

Oh salem, I'm sorry to hear your husband is catching your illness. I was afraid he would get suspicious when I came down with what you had, but now he has it too. That's terrible. And I feel bad you have to go to the store. Tell you what ... I'll run by there and you give me the money and I'll go to the store for you.

Trust me.

And Padre, I'm one of the hardest working guys I know. Gosh, I have to keep my wifes cartos filled too. But it is real nice of you guys to go to work and make sure I get my Sociable Securities check. Its a shame none of you are likely to ever see one of them, but at least you'll be happy in the knowledge of how much I enjoyed them. And have never had to hit a lick to get it. That's MY kind of job.

And I'm such a nice guy. Every evening when my wife gets home from her job at the Lube Rack I give her a nice back rub. She's already all oily and greasy from her job so its pretty easy except she has an awful lot of back to rub. Wears me out!

TT
 
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You guys are killing me!! I have to work so TT can have Sociable Securities. THEN I have to take an hour to catch up on all the fun you are having while I'm working. THEN I have to get ready for work again. It's a vicious cycle, I tell you.
I hope this evening is finding everybody well?? Salem, how are you feeling? TT, sorry you had to miss your TEE today, but at least you have longer to look forward to it. SIC, how are you feeling today? Is all the poking and prodding just a fond memory now?? Pokey, did you ever get enough coffee to get all those neurons firing in sync? Is there ever enough coffee for that? Gramva, how's the backsplash looking? And I LOVED the joke!! Being PC is so boring. Techno, I got sent to the principles office when I was in the 7th grade for wearing a T-shirt that said "Disco Sucks". Sorry, I still think Disco Sucks :). But not as bad as rap!! Sdh, don't you find bowel-obsessed patients to be a PITA!!?? Everlast, hope you had a great day off from work. I think of your avie sometimes when I'm at work and it makes me smile. Did I miss anybody?? I certainly apologize if I did, but it is hard to remember 30++ pages of jabber :)
EDIT: Padre, sorry, didn't mean to leave you out! You were in the basement and I didn't see you! Glad you survived the earthquake :)
Gotta work again tonight so TT can enjoy SS. Hope ya'll have fun without me.
 
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TexasT

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Nursie T, we always miss you when your not right here with us!! That's really, honestly, true. But thanks for going to work for me! Lub ya for it.

And what is it about Padre's ... what do you call it? Skokkler ball or something like that? Is that one of those optical delusions?

And I'm recovering just dandy Nursie T. And I lub, lub, lub ya!

TT
 

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Hey, I found a Seniors Page and posted this over there, but thought I'd better share it with you guys too.

A buddy of mine got up during the night to go whiz. He left the lights off so he wouldn't disturb his wife and kids. As he started to relieve himself he looked down and there was a snake coiled up between his foot and the toilet.

The poor guy stopped what he was doing, slowly backed away and went out in the kitchen and found a broom to beat the snake with. Returning to the bathroom he still left the light off but commenced beating and beating on that snake. His wife heard all the commotion, got up and came in and turned on the light to see what was going on.

Seems my friend was standing there beating on a little pair of panties his daughter had rolled off and left on the floor.

True story!

TT
 

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You guys are killing me!! I have to work so TT can have Sociable Securities. THEN I have to take an hour to catch up on all the fun you are having while I'm working. THEN I have to get ready for work again. It's a vicious cycle, I tell you.
I hope this evening is finding everybody well?? Salem, how are you feeling? TT, sorry you had to miss your TEE today, but at least you have longer to look forward to it. SIC, how are you feeling today? Is all the poking and prodding just a fond memory now?? Pokey, did you ever get enough coffee to get all those neurons firing in sync? Is there ever enough coffee for that? Gramva, how's the backsplash looking? And I LOVED the joke!! Being PC is so boring. Techno, I got sent to the principles office when I was in the 7th grade for wearing a T-shirt that said "Disco Sucks". Sorry, I still think Disco Sucks :). But not as bad as rap!! Sdh, don't you find bowel-obsessed patients to be a PITA!!?? Everlast, hope you had a great day off from work. I think of your avie sometimes when I'm at work and it makes me smile. Did I miss anybody?? I certainly apologize if I did, but it is hard to remember 30++ pages of jabber :)
EDIT: Padre, sorry, didn't mean to leave you out! You were in the basement and I didn't see you! Glad you survived the earthquake :)
Gotta work again tonight so TT can enjoy SS. Hope ya'll have fun without me.

Well tg, just get your friends Ipad when you are not too busy! Better yet you need your own Ipad so that you can chcek in here daily because we do miss you :(
 

tgcrna

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Well tg, just get your friends Ipad when you are not too busy! Better yet you need your own Ipad so that you can chcek in here daily because we do miss you :(

Ha Ha, my friend that has the iPad only works the weekends. I can just see DH's expression if I tell him I need an iPad so I can keep up with my forum friends when I'm at work, LOL!
I miss you guys, too :)
 

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Ha Ha, my friend that has the iPad only works the weekends. I can just see DH's expression if I tell him I need an iPad so I can keep up with my forum friends when I'm at work, LOL!
I miss you guys, too :)

Well you just tell DH that you have a job and you want one! :p
 

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Not really sure on that one, Gramva. I'm thinking you have to upload it photobucket or another website of that sort to be able to post it in a thread here...maybe somebody on a longer bus can chime in??

Let me go look around and see if I can find out for sure...

OK, my brain can't decipher it this second, but I think this is how to get one from your computer (email?) here without a website:

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/forum-how-tos/124788-how-add-images-videos.html#post1938641
 
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