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Uncle

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LordDavon

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I know how to get TT back here!

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Uncle

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TexasT

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12 Days??? Hmmm... Was it a sex change??? Are you now Mrs. T?

HA!

LD, in spite of the fact that I am so thrilled to see you back here, I am soooo going to hurt you when I see you! Sex change operation huh? Actually it was ringdangdoo reduction. LOL!

And judybr, rest in a hospital? Are you serious? They were sticking needles in my beautiful bod day and night. I.V.'s, blood sugar, blood pressure at 3 a.m., filling (and dropping) plastic water cups at 4, not to mention the ladies from the lab with their great big needles ... on and on. Don't ever go to a hospital planning on getting rest! I'm exhausted from all that "rest."

Okay, first little story....

One of the Nurses happened to see my E-Power and carto sticking out of my shaving kit while I was sitting on the little plastic sofa stealth vaping. I had heard her coming and stuck it in there.

She says "what is that thing sticking out of your shaving kit?"

Well, a little bit of quick thinking and I told her ... "do you see all this hair on my chest? Well, I have a major problem with nose hair growing real fast and that's one of those nose hair trimmers and sometimes I have to use it twice a day, so I always keep it handy."

That seemed to satisfy her curiosity and after saying that my room always smelled so nice she finally wandered off to stick needles in other people.

In stealth vaping, you have to have the ability to think quickly!!

Oh, and Mrs. TT says to thank all of you for the nice birthday wishes. Like salem said one time ... we're not just a bunch of people on the internet, we really are a kind of family. I thought that was a pretty nice saying. And its certainly true!

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TexasT

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BREAKING NEWS: TT HAS LEFT THE (HOSPITAL) BUILDING

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ECF Luminary TT (seen here in the parking lot, in the company of Mrs. TT and still wearing his hospital gowns) has been discharged from a lengthy hospital stay. Asked by reporters for comment, he remarked, "thank you very :censored: much."

MORE BREAKING NEWS, LATEST EAST TEXAS HEADLINES

An East Texas radio personality and presenter of the Hog Prices on WWETX was arrested late this afternoon for streaking in a hospital gown that barely covered his belly button. The alleged perpetrator terrified three elderly ladies out for an afternoon stroll.

Our local police officer was unable to start his patrol car and waddled after the villain until he apprehended him at the drive-thru of the local Popeyes Fried Chicken Palace. After enjoying a meal of delicious fried chicken both the alleged perpetrator and Officer Plump took a taxi to the jail house where the alleged perpetrator was fined three dollars for showing off.
 

Glam

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Happy to have you home, TT. Now the real fun will begin. Plop yourself on that plaid sofa and be prepared to read your threads and laugh your needle holed ... off--if they shoot that area any more. Your being gone created a lot of laughs around here.....and that is the highest tribute anyone could ever hope for.
 
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