TexasT's House

[TexasT]

I promise ... she won't be on the 4 wheeler this week!

As far as telling her about the Lube Rack ... I'm enjoying being alive so I think I'll just keep that on a need to know basis.

And she doesn't need to know.

TT

 

[salemgold]

Might be a smart choice LOL

 

[SecondChance]

TT, always remember ... never give up anything.. even when trapped, Play stupid!! At least they can only beat ya up for being stupid right!!

SC

 

[TexasT]

TT, always remember ... never give up anything.. even when trapped, Play stupid!! At least they can only beat ya up for being stupid right!!

SC

Well ... I guess it kind of depends on your wife.

Mine will strike without warning at a moments notice!

But like I said before. The last time we had a fight she came to me on her hands and knees...

and said "get out from under that bed you gutless weasel!"

TT

 

[salemgold]

LOL TT I was just reading that story when I moved it to your Tall tale Thread

 

[SecondChance]

Oh my.... you are makin my sides hurt T!! I forgot about that one!

SC

 

[salemgold]

I found so many of the old threads from TT, LD, ab and Denrock while I was searching that it would take an entire subforum to move them all

 

[SecondChance]

T, should write a book!!! He has enough stories to keep everyone laughing for a long time!! I would buy it for 3 dollars!! LOL

SC

 

[TexasT]

T, should write a book!!! He has enough stories to keep everyone laughing for a long time!! I would buy it for 3 dollars!! LOL

SC

Three dollars a book??!!!

Man if I sold six of them I'd have three, six, eight, fourteen ... I'd have a whole lot of money!!

TT

 

[SecondChance]

Yepper You would be one of them Rich folks then T!! Just like that Jed Clampitt guy on the television!

SC

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

Three dollars a book??!!!

Man if I sold six of them I'd have three, six, eight, fourteen ... I'd have a whole lot of money!!

TT

If you could package your wit and market it beyond this ECF backwater, you'd be licking your fingertips while counting out fourteen million, and beyond.

The beauty of your Tall Tales is that they're relentlessly self-deprecating. By nature, egos are a repellent force; yours is magnetic, a black, selfless hole into which the rest of creation can't help but be drawn into.

 

[SecondChance]

Guys, just a heads up! I have retired my SA status at the other place... So hence forth I will be just SC.... Me, myself, and I... for better or worse! just waiting for the mods to do their magic!

SC

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Wow, SC. That's a bit of surprise...are congratz in order or????

Well, either way, if it makes life easier and less hectic, more power to you.

 

[LordDavon]

I found so many of the old threads from TT, LD, ab and Denrock while I was searching that it would take an entire subforum to move them all

Stories. Hmm... I don't think I've ever written a story about anything. I just come to these forums for information. That's right! Just information about the pros and cons of e-cigarettes and...


Anyone fall for it?

 

[SecondChance]

Wow, SC. That's a bit of surprise...are congratz in order or????

Well, either way, if it makes life easier and less hectic, more power to you.

Thanks Pokey! congrats prolly in order.... just old and tired and want to be free to be me!! LOL

SC

 

[LordDavon]

Guys, just a heads up! I have retired my SA status at the other place... So hence forth I will be just SC.... Me, myself, and I... for better or worse! just waiting for the mods to do their magic!

SC

I didn't even realize you were a SA. Yes, my power of observation is not my strongest power.

 

[kgj]

I didn't even realize you were a SA. Yes, my power of observation is not my strongest power.

Yeah, what he said.

 

[SecondChance]

LOL.... always tried to keep it low key.... didn't belong over here! Anyway... can I clear a room or what??? where did everyone go??

SC

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Still around for just a little bit longer...tired, that is all.

Congratulations, SecondChance. I am sure that you will enjoy having all your freedoms on the forum back.

 

[LordDavon]

LOL.... always tried to keep it low key.... didn't belong over here! Anyway... can I clear a room or what??? where did everyone go??

SC

If it was something you said... Let's find out what it is and use it for evil! We can go from forum to forum and say that thing you said. Once we have cleared them all, we will say it in other sites forums. Then, we will post it on yahoo... then bing! Next we go for Google. THEN THE WORLD! Muhahahaha