TexasT's House

[Pokeygizmo]

What is that red light emanating from the south??? OH, it's TT's face!!!

Mine first, T.
Then TT's.

 

[Padre]

Her current collection: Buzz Classic, Buzz Pro, Infinty Classic, Infinity Pro...

which end do you put in your mouth?

 

[tgcrna]

I see some dust down the way getting my retirement id out to show the driver.
So long and thanks.

Did anybody here understand that??

 

[TexasT]

What is that red light emanating from the south??? OH, it's TT's face!!!

No ..... it can't be those things because why would they have a key chain on them?

What are you going to do with the key ch ..... oooohhhh!! I see!!!!

Cool beans!

TT

 

[JerryRM]

Well heck.

What am I gonna do with this bottom half of a tuxedo?

What am I gonna do with these flowers?

How about my wedding veil? What am I gonna do with that, huh?

I was even gonna wear underwear!!!

TT

I'm debating whether to invite you or not TT. I'm afraid that you might run off with my new bride. Then there will just be me, Dies and Tg's husband at the altar. That will never work out.

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

which end do you put in your mouth?

Umm. That's not how it works, Padre.

You're a padre? How did you manage that?

 

[Padre]

Did anybody here understand that??

Dies is getting on the bus again!

 

[JerryRM]

Did anybody here understand that??

Is it mandatory that we had to?

 

[tgcrna]

which end do you put in your mouth?

No he did-n't!! LOL Padre!!

 

[TexasT]

which end do you put in your mouth?

But they look so little!!!

Wonder what kind of a battery they take?

I don't see any vent holes like on the Buzz ...

Wonder if that's how that guy blew off the end of his tongue?

TT

 

[Padre]

Umm. That's not how it works, Padre.

You're a padre? How did you manage that?

do we need to have the birds and bees talk PI?

 

[Modrod.]

I waiting til they upload Walking Dead on to Xfinity. I like watching it in HD.

 

[TexasT]

I'm debating whether to invite you or not TT. I'm afraid that you might run off with my new bride. Then there will just be me, Dies and Tg's husband at the altar. That will never work out.

Its enough for a good poker game ....

TT

 

[Pokeygizmo]

But they look so little!!!

Wonder what kind of a battery they take?

I don't see any vent holes like on the Buzz ...

Wonder if that's how that guy blew off the end of his tongue?

TT

ROTFL!!!!!

 

[SecondChance]

No ..... it can't be those things because why would they have a key chain on them?

What are you going to do with the key ch ..... oooohhhh!! I see!!!!

Cool beans!

TT

TT, mom always said you were not the sharpest knife in the drawer..but you have obviously found a sharpening stone somewhere!!

SC

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

Did anybody here understand that??

I didn't catch it either, TG. It's arcane retiree humor, I suspect. An inside Diesler-to-TT joke.

 

[TexasT]

TT, mom always said you were not the sharpest knife in the drawer..but you have obviously found a sharpening stone somewhere!!

SC

Yeah, but when you have a BIG knife it really doesn't matter how sharp it is.

TT

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Did anybody here understand that??

I got it.

Then again, I am Pokey.

 

[tgcrna]

TT, mom always said you were not the sharpest knife in the drawer..but you have obviously found a sharpening stone somewhere!!

SC

Not the brightest crayon in the box of Crayolas....

OK, everybody.... add to the list
(Not talking about TT, because I think he is one of the smartest people I know)
But, what are some of your favorite sayings for "not too smart"...?

 

[tgcrna]

I got it.

Then again, I am Pokey.

I guess I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer, LOL!!