The Answer is a Question

[Prism]

Why would anyone want to eat something that sounds like chewing on sandpaper?

 

[pringles13]

Did anyone else like chewing on metallic gum wrappers as a kid?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Do you think pringles also chews on the pringles can?

 

[loxmythe]

It has to be better than the chips right?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Weren't the chips recycled from old Pringles cans?

 

[zerominusone]

Shouldn't the discussion now move on to more pressing matters, like the making of Pringles? (pressed together crumbs and oil)

 

[pringles13]

I'm made of crumbs and oil?

 

[loxmythe]

Isn't it supposed to be sugar and spice and everything nice?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is that what happens when we all get older? The sugar and spice fall out until all that's left is crumbs and oil?

Is Pringles13, perhaps, an isotope of sugar and spice with a longer half-life?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Can I keep believing the spice may take longer to take effect but the potency is better than ever?!?!?!?

 

[thorn]

You'll believe anything we tell you, won't you?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What?! Do you mean Santa isn't real?

 

[loxmythe]

Does Rudolph know??

 

[zerominusone]

Who's Rudolf? Is he Adolf's cousin?

 

[loxmythe]

If Rudolph is the red nose reindeer is Adolf the brown nose reindeer?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't it great to be the lead reindeer when there's a bout of explosive ........ going around?

 

[Prism]

Don't you think it would be cruel of Santa to make sick reindeer fly all night on Christmas?

 

[loxmythe]

How could they call in sick when they only work 1 night a year?

 

[Kevin littell]

Since when to most major industries like Santa Inc. really care if your sick? Dont they just want your production numbers and minimal overtime?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do they really mind paying time and a half when the normal hourly wage is nothing?