The Answer is a Question

[thehangdude]

If they put a nude scene in Twilight, would it help?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't seeing Edward get staked ... finally! ... be a bigger incentive?

 

[zerominusone]

You guys really think seeing Edward nude is an incentive?

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

Don't you think that would make alot of our femme's not so happy with their choices?

 

[loxmythe]

ghosts cant do what?

 

[thorn]

Who's with me on starting a new team....Team Clothed! ?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't anyone else for seeing Twilight getting riddled with stakes and silver bullets and, elsewhere, Scarlett Johansson getting undressed?

 

[loxmythe]

Is that a trick question?

 

[pryan67]

Is that a trick question?

aren't all questions trick questions in some way?

 

[zerominusone]

Scarlett Johanssen is a trick?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Whoo hoo! How much for an hour with Scarlett Johansson then?

 

[zerominusone]

I accept PayPal (no mention of prostitution). How does $500 sound?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

I should pay you? Are you gonna be a good substitute for Scarlett Johansson?

 

[loxmythe]

Isn't that about as close as your going to get?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Should I have specified that I would be happy with "Close, but NO cigar"?!

 

[loxmythe]

Is that a Bill Clinton joke?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't anything remotely suggestive a Bill Clinton joke?

 

[sweetz]

If it's not suggestive, is it a Hillary Clinton joke?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Aren't the least suggestive jokes made about the she-devil and empty-headed Michelle?!?!?!?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did you know the post office had to recall a Hillary Clinton stamp that stopped mail from being delivered?

(The stamp was manufactured properly. There was nothing wrong with the adhesive. People were just spitting on the wrong side.)