The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't you think Rosie O'Donnell should be required to wear one all of the time?

 

[pringles13]

Isn't she an adopter, not a breeder?

 

[lilith79]

Does it matter?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you really want to take the chance?

 

[pringles13]

Why the chastity belt if there's no purity to preserve?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't purity stiflingly boring if you have any imagination whatsoever?

 

[thehangdude]

What is this "purity" you all keep talking about?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Um, doesn't it sound like a brand of sanitary napkins?

 

[Paislia]

Purity? The Upstate NY dairy that makes the yummy eggnog and ice cream? and eggnog ice cream for that matter?

 

[pringles13]

Eggnog ice cream?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What the heck kind of nasty fungus would cause eggnog ice cream to leak into a sanitary napkin?

(Or was someone trying to change the subject? )

 

[Paislia]

what subject??

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you just tired of being subjected to all of the filth?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Does bob blow blubbles when he talks after all that soap that's been scraped across his teeth?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would you think I'd be enjoying the taste of washing my mouth out with soap by now?

(Mm, lavender with moisturizing cream and jojo butter. )

 

[sweetz]

Would lava soap make a difference?

 

[lilith79]

isn't that gritty?

 

[loxmythe]

Aren't you afraid of soap poisoning?

 

[sweetz]

Isn't that why it was the worst punishment known to my parents? LOL

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Then why do I remember the Razor Strap?!?!?!? 8-o8-o8-o