The Answer is a Question

[quittin4mykids]

are you saying that you found the one thing that bacon DOESNT make better?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you familiar with the expression, "You can't cover a turd by using more bacon?"

 

[zerominusone]

That's just an expression? I've been covering my turds with bacon for years. I shouldn't be doing that?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't you know you're supposed to cook the sh-- out of bacon?

 

[quittin4mykids]

who wants bacon so crisp it breaks like glass.... ???

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you saying you don't like my bacon?

 

[lilith79]

Didn't you know, we're allergic to bacon?

 

[pringles13]

We are? Who is?

 

[loxmythe]

Why does this thread always go back to bacon and feces?

 

[Prism]

Considering cake has been mentioned in this thread 94 times and bacon only 17 times don't you think bacon needs to catch up to cake?


Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,

 

[loxmythe]

You'd rather have bacon than cake?

 

[Prism]

is there a law that says I can't have both?

 

[loxmythe]

which do you have first?

 

[Prism]

If I answered that it would tell a lot on what kind of a girl I was, wouldn't it?

 

[loxmythe]

would it?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

When you get married are you still allowed to have choices?

 

[thorn]

What if somebody cooked up a bacon cake....with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if everyone puked after the first bite?

 

[Paislia]

How can everyone have the first bite?

 

[zerominusone]

I think after one person bites it (and they puke) the next person takes a bite of the puke and then they get married. Isn't that where babies come from?