The Answer is a Question

[loxmythe]

Call them what?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

If you give them proper names, doesn't it just encourage the .......s?

 

[leannebug]

If we have proper names and given names and first names and last names and nicknames and usernames and maiden names and married names... Why didn't I get a middle name??



Sent from the beach

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would you prefer a totally embarrassing given name?

 

[CraigHB]

Why can't we choose our own names?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would you have preferred the parents put "Ba boo ga ga. Waaah!" on the birth certificate?

 

[loxmythe]

If you lose your birth certificate must you be reborn?

 

[sierrabravo]

Is this Certificate of Authenticity authentic?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would like like to buy a Certificate of Authenticity for your certificate real cheap?

 

[rainkeltoia]

What if the certificate authenticators are in fact inauthentic?

 

[quittin4mykids]

if you are deemed certifiable by a certified certifier, can you get a certificate of authentication?

 

[Prism]

If your psychologist says you are certifiable does he give you a certificate so you can prove it?

 

[loxmythe]

would you show your certificate to prove your certified certifiable?

 

[quittin4mykids]

would I have to show my certificate to prove I'm certified certifiable? ?

 

[LibertariaNate]

Who authenticates the authenticators?

 

[loxmythe]

is it just an authentic reproduction of a certificate of authenticity?

 

[librarising]

Did information on your birth certificate ever surprise you?

 

[loxmythe]

surprise you how?

 

[B94Cast]

Which is better, the cracker jacks or the surprise inside?

 

[rainkeltoia]

who cracked the first jack?