The Answer is a Question

[RippleInStillWater]

What on God's green earth is Noodly goodness?!?!?!?!?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

God's green earth?! Shouldn't you give credit where credit is due?

 

[spazatabc]

Should credit then not be given to GOD?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you feel the .00001% chance that there is an afterlife keep you going daily and not decrying the purposelessness that is life?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't the bible pretty much hint that you get way more freedom on earth than you'll ever see in heaven?
(Jesus wasn't a fun-loving dude. )

 

[RippleInStillWater]

So why would I want to go to a non-free love and partying heaven? (Sounds like hell to me!!! 8-o)

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't a beer volcano and stripper factory sound more appealing?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Is it any wonder that bob lives in a cave?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't everyone want their own man cave?

 

[loxmythe]

Wouldn't you rather have a woman?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Have you tried this soft mossy spot over here?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Does moss "float your boat"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Maybe if moss was a little tallier and curvier like Cindy Crawford ... ?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't a cave one heck of a lot less work than a full time night woman?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Aren't caves always wet?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Would you have a problem with a dry cave?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is it time for another beer run?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Do you always liquor 'em up first?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Shouldn't both of us be having fun?