The Answer is a Question

[loxmythe]

Am I the only guy on earth that doesn't like bacon?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Have you tried back bacon, eh?

 

[loxmythe]

Back of what?

 

[Prism]

Why did you have to ask that?
Haven't you learned by now?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh, where did you think I was going with that question?

 

[Prism]

What if it wasn't you I was talking about?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Was someone else setting themselves up to be the .... of a joke?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Wouldn't that be the "hock" of a joke?

 

[loxmythe]

Why are you always HAMing it up around here?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Because it's such a STY around here?

 

[zephyree]

Are you trying to slaughter me with these puns?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Do ya feel "HOG" tied?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What would the "House Of God" want with me?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Wouldn't you be surprised?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Should I be worried about that scary group of evangelists splashing holy water and speaking in tongues?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Would it be better than some of the crap spewed by the local tools?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

How is holey crap better than the local stuff?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Cuz you can just nod your head and go along with holy crap if ya want? But local stuff gets under your skin?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if you're so full of crap there's no getting any more in there, not under your skin, not anywhere?

 

[loxmythe]

Isn't local stuff easier to deal with? If all else fails a good beating works doesn't it?