The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't feeding all those hungry people with cheese greaseburgers swell them up with pride?

 

[loxmythe]

Does pride make you flatulent??

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is pride another word for poutine with cheez whiz and broccoli?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

What exactly is Cheez Whiz made out of?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Should I be suspicious that the word "cheese" isn't anywhere in there?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you think there is some whiz though?!?!?!? 8-o8-o8-o

 

[loxmythe]

Does that explain the color?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do we really need truth in advertising?

 

[loxmythe]

Should they drop the "cheese" in the name?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Yeah, but what do they mean by "cheez", anyway?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't it the same stuff they pour on nachos?

 

[beebopnjazz]

And what's with the "cheese food" products?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you wonder how long your corpse is going to last after death due to the incredible amount of preservatives we consume yearly?

 

[beebopnjazz]

If that were true wouldn't we look younger than our years?

 

[loxmythe]

Do you own a mirror woman?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Haven't vampires figured out the secret to eternal youth ages ago?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Does that explain why bob lives in a cave?

 

[loxmythe]

Are you saying Bob's a vampire? Or just batty?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are the two mutually exclusive?

 

[loxmythe]

So do vampires like it when people say "bite me"?