The Answer is a Question

[RippleInStillWater]

Does anything compare to David Alan Coe's songbook?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did he write Sudbury Saturday Night?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you ever hear Suzy Shallow Throat?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wasn't that nice of the football team to try and help her?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Aren't rugby players about the only sports team members that are more, umm, jerks to women than FB players?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you think it has something to do with playing a rough sport without any padding?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Are you saying its a chronic concussion issue -- or are they just big ol' jerks?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are they just using jerky behaviour towards woman as a beard?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

What the heck are you saying about bearded men?!?!?!?!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Are you trying to talk your way out of it using horrific puns?

 

[loxmythe]

Is that a Canadian thing eh?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did you hear about Bombardier's ingenious garden hose-powered rescue system for treed kitties that had to be recalled after undue tree cats sank?

(Starting to make sense in: 1... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ...? )

 

[loxmythe]

Am I the only one that doesn't get it?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Parlez-vous high school French (at least enough to count up to 5)?

 

[loxmythe]

Are "French Canadians" torn between politeness and rudeness?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't you know french-canadians are just as rude as their french counterparts?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can they blame it on the poutine?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Is it because that they don't bathe?

 

[loxmythe]

Do they use maple syrup?