The Answer is a Question

[RippleInStillWater]

Have you ever seen how much they sold for in a resort community?!?!?!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't charging an arm and a leg make the sandals unnecessary?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Now you have me wondering - -how would a pegleg be able to negotiate a sandy beach?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't they be great for picking up litter?

 

[Gr8Scott]

Wouldn't he/she look like a protractor from the air, just circling and circling?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know one of my one-armed father's favorite jokes was that he could never be a lifeguard because the rowboat would just go in circles?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't boats come with motors these days?

 

[Gr8Scott]

yeah but how would ya start it sans two arms?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't you just need one arm to pull the cord and an appropriately filthy mouth to yell enough curse words to get 'er going?

 

[Gr8Scott]

Couldn't you fart into the carb while grinding your teeth(for a spark) ?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't there a danger (in lighting farts) of the flame traveling back to the source?

 

[Gr8Scott]

Pucker tighter,perhaps?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would that make it whistle?

 

[cactus71]

You mean like a tea kettle once the water comes to a boil?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would anyone be impressed if you could make your farts more shrill?

 

[Gr8Scott]

would anyone believe I can fart 3 keys of the intro to "Money, Money MUUUHnee" on a good day after Mexican night ?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

If you were wearing a thong, could you do it in two-part harmony?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you really think I want George divided into two parts?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you referring to George Johnson-Tallywacker or George Balzac?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Aren't you just mentioning two of his alter egos?