The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Meat distribution? Is there a way to strategically transfer belly meat to biceps and pecs?

 

[beebopnjazz]

If you transfer belly meat to your pecs, do you now need to wear a bra?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't it be more acceptable, popular even, among men if you called it a "bro"?

 

[beckyblue]

Don't you mean MANSSIERE??


(...state of the union time...pause on the hilarity...)

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are male breasts really a good idea, I mean, wouldn't we just be wasting our time using them in squirt fights?

 

[beckyblue]

Oh my, are you suffering?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't it nice to have something to fondle without having to get past a belt and zipper?

 

[beckyblue]

What sort of weird zippered, belted case do you have for your Shake Weight?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Where do I keep my shake weight? Ever hear of trousers?

 

[beckyblue]

Does anyone else have deja vu?

Does anyone else wish we still used the word "trousers" in this country?

(just apropos)

 

[loxmythe]

Didn't you already ask that?

 

[mtw4shore]

Is it to late to join?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you mind that you're behind on points and have a little catching up to do?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do we get points from moderators to earn get-out-of-jail-free cards?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't you like to blow a few earned credits just to let loose a well-timed cuss word every now and then?

 

[Gr8Scott]

Isn't this the unofficial bovine defecation thread where you can have your cake and eat it too, thus suffering no loss of "credits"?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't you know there is no thread nor forum that is not watched -- and censored if decreed?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you familiar with the old expression, "OMG Bob, really?!"

 

[beebopnjazz]

Have you ever heard of "don't let the door hit you in the ..."?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't "..." the one word you can use to make up all the swear words you need?