The Answer is a Question

[loxmythe]

Wouldn't this song have been more offensive?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Must we listen to the voices singing in your head?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if the voices in your head are actually right?

 

[loxmythe]

The voices may be right? Where can I get a good deal on a chainsaw?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

is it time to become the sole heir to the family fortune, lox?

 

[beckyblue]

And once you've got it, will you pay it forward?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are we still talking about the chainsaw?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Will you promise not to have my chainsaw tested for blood if I pay it forward?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

If there's chainsaws, can half-naked terrified coeds be far behind?

 

[loxmythe]

Are you talking half clothed or cut in half?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh, which half do you want?

 

[loxmythe]

Should I just call heads or tails?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Shouldn't somebody just call the cops?

 

[beckyblue]

Could the cops honestly outdo the mod-presence around here (no offense, Lox)?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

The mods don't have pepper spray privileges do they?

 

[beckyblue]

But can cops make someone need to talk about Penis Richard Augustus Wagstaff Clark Jr's American Bandstand (just was the case in a thread I visit)?

 

[loxmythe]

Couldn't they just say Richard?

 

[beckyblue]

Are all people in this world as fast as you on the uptake?

 

[loxmythe]

(Beavis and butthead laugh) did you just say penis wagstaff ? (Beavis and butthead laugh)

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Have you tried to say D-ck in this forum?