The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Did you know white babies and gingers have no souls?

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(And what if Hipster Cat is new to ME?)

Would my comment have made more sense if I said, "Pfft. Don't you know that was so five years ago? Longer, if you knew them before they were mainstream?"

 

[loxmythe]

Was Bob Seger prophetic when he said "today's music has got no soul"?

 

[beckyblue]

How in the world do you explain this -

??


(Will you just take a slow-on-the-uptake "like"?)

 

[beckyblue]

 

[loxmythe]

Isn't John Belushi still dead?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't they have a cure for a case of the deads nowadays?

(Or am I confusing that with HPV?)

 

[beckyblue]

Do you agree that John Candy was the funnier fat man?

 

[loxmythe]

How can you top uncle buck?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is it time for "Uncle Buck II - The Buckening"?

 

[beckyblue]

Wouldn't Candy have said you could top "Uncle Buck" with whipped cream, some toasted nuts, and a nice maraschino cherry?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't that a recipe for a massive heart attack?

 

[beckyblue]

Do you think this video is like porn for some folks out there (Uncle Buck cameo at the end)?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Who says you can't enjoy both?

 

[beckyblue]

Oh, no, cave boy...at the same time?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

I'm sorry, were you going to eat that?

 

[beckyblue]

Do you smell sex and candy?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you think candy might be evil?

 

[beckyblue]

Do you think it's easier to fool the fatman if your chosen deception involves candy?




(Don't you think we all oughta earn our avis?)

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Couldn't you just crouch down below belly-level and dare them to prove you're not invisible?

 

[beckyblue]

But aren't there lots of proofs for things we can't see? Ever hear of quantum theory? As to lights shined under bellies with laser pointers, isn't visible light only a small part of the entire electromagnetic spectrum? Can't a fat man find a proof for the invisible stuff, too??