The Answer is a Question

[thewrightstuff]

You know what ??? I never got to the part of asking her who she went with....should I ask her when I see her next ? Do I risk another conversation about their "soldiers at attention"?....LOL

 

[bobsyeruncle]

You do realize that a soldier standing at attention can't really do much else -- i.e. be a snail, a hamburger, a Loch Ness monster, etc. -- for entertainment purposes, right?

 

[beckyblue]

Alright, so is this where I'm supposed to make some saucy remark about what constitutes as entertainment?

 

[thewrightstuff]

I guess that all depends on the sauce, becky, now doesnt it ? Are we talking hot sauce, sweet sauce, sweet and sour sauce, or all of the above ??

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Um, when you start talking about sauce, we've moved on from the topic of genital origami, right?

 

[beckyblue]

Do you know we've actually discussed the perils of combining such interests pretty recently, but that I don't mind at all playing the Seinfeld bit about it a second time?



Have you "flown too close to the sun on wings of pastrami"?!

(ETA - Do you know I'm not gonna edit my post even though cave boy popped up above me because my questions still stand for any who'll answer?)

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did you know food can be an excellent teaching tool?

 

[beckyblue]

Do you know that, if Wac hadn't played that in the Random Thoughts thread, I wouldn't have known that that picture was clickable (trying to educate the masses reading along, you know)?

 

[thewrightstuff]

Did you know that I was using the sauce thing as a segue from the contortionist conversation ???....and am I the only one that has seen that "food as a teaching tool" video before? Do you think that it is pretty funny ??

 

[beckyblue]

Well, I've gotta say that, because you actually have now brought up the contortionist thing again, you've earned the link - NO, REDACTED BY BECKYBLUE I'm thinking you've really got to share the experience with your wife's granny and check these member magicians out yourself?

 

[thewrightstuff]

Heyyyyy......was there a question in that last post ??? Would you like to reword it, or shuffle the words so that it is posted as a question ???.....(see, I am unsuccessfully changing the subject and not clicking that link......how is that ??)

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't the internet a scary thing?

 

[Prism]

Has anyone noticed that anything Bob sends you to on the internet is a scary thing?

Hi Bob!!!!!!!!!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Where's the fun in visiting all of the perfectly safe corners of the internet?

 

[beckyblue]

Do you know the odd corner that produced a "song" called "Hamburger Lady" by Throbbing Gristle, which bob first played for me as a lullaby at some odd hour many months ago, and which he played in a different thread recently, actually DID make it into one of my dreams a couple nights ago?!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What's so scary about hamburgers?

(burn victims, however .... )

 

[Gr8Scott]

Though I still can't get over how $hi++y it was that that guy didn't give that dumpy l... his "Nuhmb-uh" before he pushed her out into that cab, isn't the Oozinator a nice foré out of schlong-wrestling?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is anyone else confused ... uh, more than normal, anyway ... ?

 

[thewrightstuff]

Where's the fun in visiting all of the perfectly safe corners of the internet?

are there really any safe corners of the internet left ??? (besides ECF, of course)

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know I got a NSFW tattoo on the first page of a search for "duckies and bunnies"?