The Answer is a Question

[loxmythe]

Because they can't get around on their own?

 

[Ozwald]

Holy crap Kelli, will you marry me?

(or at least send me a larger signed copy of your avatar?)

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you remember the first rule of the internet?

 

[Ozwald]

Did you just call our lovely Kelli a dog? Doth I need to challenge thee to a duel??!?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

It isn't going to be this kind of duel, is it?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

What's wrong with a swordfight?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Ozwald]

Did you consider the janitor's feelings?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh-oh, did you, um, try "crossing the streams" and making a mess of everything?

 

[Ozwald]

Do you realize where this thread is headed?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is that where it always "goes"?

 

[loxmythe]

Fart jokes?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Who doesn't love a good fart joke?

 

[loxmythe]

Pull my finger?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

How long have you been holding that one in?

 

[loxmythe]

Would you believe since kindergarten?

Note the animal cracker bouquet

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't those animal crackers have that "gone off" smell after a few months, let alone decades later?

 

[Ozwald]

Is this something you've personally researched Bob?

 

[kelli]

why do boys love farts and fart jokes so much?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does it have anything to do with the snips and snails and puppy dog tails that boys are made of?