The Answer is a Question

[quittin4mykids]

who really cares?

(and no possum tastes like a ....-duck combo, only greasier- )

 

[interestingfellow]

If a tree falls in the woods, and there is no one around to care, does it really matter?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did it crush any tasty possums?

 

[interestingfellow]

can we talk about something other than possums; like .....cats? door closes, window opens

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can you chicken-fry .....cats?

 

[quittin4mykids]

do .....cats taste like chicken or are they greasy?

 

[Landhew]

Would you be frying or baking the .....cat?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Why won't ..... stay still while I grease him for the baking pan?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Why would you grease a baking pan when deep-fried is the only way to go?

 

[sierrabravo]

You want fries with that?

 

[Prism]

wouldn't biscuits and gravy be better?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Will that spoil the taste of .....?

(Uh ..... cat, that is.)

 

[interestingfellow]

Does ..... taste great, or is it less filling?
(mod, if you're reading this, don't delete it, just add the word "cat" in there. way less fun though.)

 

[phoenixfire]

Dnc (roflmao)

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't it depend on what you stuff it with?

 

[Dalton63841]

How many ways are there to skin a ..... cat?

 

[interestingfellow]

Why would you want to skin it? It's soo much better stuffed!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

It's way fun stuffing ....., isn't it?

(Uh. Stuffing ..... cat for the oven, eh?)

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Does your dog rip the stuffing out of their toys within an hour of receiving them like mine does?

 

[quittin4mykids]

Does your dog sleep with and love HIS stuffed animals, and tear the stuffing out of the KIDS ??