The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

How else am I going to found out which celebrities are getting naked?

 

[horton]

That's what you really want to know?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you familiar with the phrase "Enquiring minds want to know. Wouldn't you like to know?"

 

[horton]

What's to know?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't you want to know what happened to Hillary's alien baby?

 

[horton]

Isn't it pregnant now?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you think Bill would try to make the moves on his own adopted baby?

 

[horton]

Will it be as hideous as the mother?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if the alien baby's natural mother was the hot chick from Species?

 

[loxmythe]

Do you think Chelsea came out holding cigars?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is "cigars" some kind of euphemism?

 

[horton]

Considering the parents does anything surprise you?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you have more than one parent with a "cigar"?

 

[horton]

Will this baby child favor Cubans?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Oy vey, what if we just waited until the kid turns 18 and then fix him up with a nice Jewish girl?

 

[horton]

What would the family think?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would they rather she not marry a goyim?

 

[horton]

Why shouldn't he be so lucky?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you familiar with the old phrase, "Nice goys finish last"?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Would you believe all-too-familiar?