The Answer is a Question

[thorn]

Don't you know there are better things to kiss?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't you know beer improves your options?

 

[Thayamax]

Did anyone ever tell you what a sweet talker you are?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Aw.. Are you familiar with the old expression, "Cheers!"?

 

[thorn]

Doesn't that lead to "bottoms up"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is that why my bottom feels sore this morning?

 

[Thayamax]

Were you so drunk you don't remember what really happened?

 

[thorn]

What day is it?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is it "hump day" yet?

 

[loxmythe]

Do you know that I just read an article that "hump day" is not PC anymore?

 

[soulcatcher]

Don't you know that being "PC" isn't "PC"anymore?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would it now be proper to call them "offensively challenged"?

 

[thorn]

Can we help it if they are misinterpreting?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Should we blame all of those PC terms for the confusion?

Bored.com - Politically Correct Terms

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Wasn't the world a better place when people weren't so damned sensitive and had a sense of humor?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't that sound a lot like "When I was your age, I had to walk, in the snow, even in July, 10 miles to school every day, up hill, both ways, oh .... and get offa my lawn!"?

 

[thorn]

Doesn't it sound more like adults who prefer to be a whiny little (d)itch?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't the correct term, "hormonally challenged"?

 

[Thayamax]

Wouldn't that response be acceptable after my 'factually unencumbered', 'motivationally deficient' 'food server' brought me a dish that caused an 'unplanned reexamination of recent food choices'?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did you explain to your server how sharing your recent food choices was better now than enjoying the explosive posterior discharge later?