The Answer is a Question

[thorn]

Does it give new meaning to the phrase 'I'm so wasted'?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would that be from getting yourself, um, "excrement"-faced?

 

[kelli]

did poop kill this thread?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't a good disinfectant do a much better job?

 

[kelli]

i suppose you want me to be the cleaning lady?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are there any more volunteers to help clean up the poop?

 

[thorn]

Do you expect people to volunteer for that?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Well, ... um, .... whose poop is it?

 

[Thayamax]

Shouldn't we find the perpetrator and make them clean it up?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if the perpetrator doesn't understand much English?

 

[Thayamax]

Couldn't we teach him sign language?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What's the sign for, "I think the cat must have done it"?

 

[Thayamax]

Who needs sign language for that? Doesn't the innocent expression say it all?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't blaming the dog pretty much the default?

 

[Thayamax]

Who does the dog get to blame?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would they smell better if you didn't cheap out on the dog food?

 

[Thayamax]

Have you ever tried to teach a dog to catch his own food?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't it be more productive to go after food that hasn't already been eaten?

 

[thorn]

Wouldn't it smell better too?

 

[Thayamax]

Is that why dogs prefer to eat cat poop after it's been breaded in kitty litter?