The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know I not only got the milk but it came with a mystery to solve?

 

[thorn]

Are you not a good detective?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does this answer your question?

 

[Thayamax]

Aren't your interrogation techniques legendary?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Well, who wouldn't enjoy them in glorious smell-o-vision?

 

[Thayamax]

Wouldn't that kind of torture make any suspect run for the hills?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know I'm having trouble figuring out this whole "running thing"?

(Help, I've qwop'd and can't get back up.)

 

[Thayamax]

Don't you think it might be time to get Life Alert in case you can't get up?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you think keeping a Life Alert pendant around my neck is going to be a problem when I clearly don't have a head?

 

[Thayamax]

Can't you just buy one at a "head shop"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Head shop? Do you know that's the weirdest looking bo.., uh, smoking pipe ... I've ever seen?

 

[Thayamax]

You think that's weird? Have you seen the newest high tech bluetooth vape mod?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did you watch the PBusardo review where he uses it to call his friend Dimitris?

 

[thorn]

Do you have it queued up?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Didn't everybody learn about that big ridiculous thing from his review?

 

[Thayamax]

Are you calling PBusardo a "big ridiculous thing"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does it look like he's, uh, trying to overcompensate?

 

[Thayamax]

Did you know that girls do it too?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Girls do it too? Really? Does that mean I can throw away my, uh, Tug Toner?

 

[Thayamax]

Maybe, but do you think I should get rid of my Shake Weights, too?