The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't the best humour based on pain and surprise?

 

[thorn]

Doesn't the best humor get a Darwin award?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Um, who are you going to give the award to?

 

[thorn]

How about their next of kin?

 

[KattMamma]

Hey, would somebody call my mom for me?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you sure you can trust her?

 

[KattMamma]

Trust her? Are you sure I should even claim her?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is she making everything really awkward again?

 

[thorn]

Are you just not accepting of your family tree?

 

[Thayamax]

Are there any branches on that tree?

 

[KattMamma]

Would these be called dogwood trees?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doggy isn't going to try to bring that thing home, is he?

 

[KattMamma]

If he does bring something home, will the cat let him in?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't the cat ever think about payback?

 

[KattMamma]

Well, who says it's a "dog eat dog" world?

 

[thorn]

Are you too old to remember?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't that what the internet's for?

 

[KattMamma]

Haven't you noticed that old people and computers can be a bad combination?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does that mouse just need a jump start?

 

[KattMamma]

Or maybe CPR?