The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Was that the mushroom who when asked about his success with the ladies, shrugged and said, "Hey, I'm a fungi."?

 

[librarising]

Does success really smell sweet?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What does failure smell like?

 

[candy_93454]

Why does failure stink??

 

[librarising]

How have stink bugs gotten into my home?

 

[Prism]

Does a stink bug exterminator cost a lot of money?

 

[librarising]

Is Bugs Bunny really from Brooklyn?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

If he's from Brooklyn, why is he always passing through Albuquerque?

 

[librarising]

Is it possible that he goes to Alburquerque to escape the cold Brooklyn winters?

(my uncle from Brooklyn did just that)

 

[daisyd]

Why was it always a LEFT turn at Albuquerque?

 

[librarising]

Have you ever left your heart in San Francisco?

 

[B94Cast]

Zombies ate my heart in San Francisco?

 

[Prism]

Why is the 8 ball black?

 

[leannebug]

Why doesn't the white ball get a number?


Sent from my pod

 

[rainkeltoia]

What's all this white stuff?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is it snowing?!

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Have you ever left your heart in San Francisco?

Hey, you thief -- Post #138!!!!

Did you leave your heart in San Francisco?

Do you think my heart is actually in New York (where it isn't snowing!)?!?!?!?!?

 

[rainkeltoia]

Is New York really a city of evil?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does Gozer the Gozerian still live there?

 

[librarising]

Did you know that I was born and grew up in New York City and that it used to be my playground?