The Answer is a Question

[Zak Rabbit]

Does that count as chemical warfare?

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[bobsyeruncle]

Is that what they mean by "dirty bombs"?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you want to see me shiver me timber here on Talk-Like-A-Pirate day?

 

[loxmythe]

Arrrrrgh so it'd be pull my hook then matey?

 

[Zak Rabbit]

Would you please keep your "timber" in your shorts?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

How am I going to count to 11?

 

[Zak Rabbit]

Don't you use your toes first?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you want me to unleash yet another type of deadly chemical weapon from my shoes?

 

[loxmythe]

Is it worse than the poutaine gas?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you want to be the guinea pig for the test?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Aren't guinea pigs tasty?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can you get bacon from a guinea pig?

 

[Lynzy]

Have you ever played the game Pig Mania?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

How many points do I get for throwing one of these?

 

[Zak Rabbit]

How many points do I get for throwing one of these?

Isn't that an actual sport in Scotland?

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[bobsyeruncle]

Aren't they throwing telephone poles in Scotland?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't they also eat sheep's intestines there?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't porridge kind of plain without it?

 

[upsetter21]

How long do you have to feed them corn meal, to make 'em sweet?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Um .... what kind of animal does porridge come from?