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[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't the term you are looking for is 'retching'? 8-o8-o8-o

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can you imagine if it was scratch-n-sniff to boot?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know I wouldn't even smell the boot?

 

[loxmythe]

Why am I picturing ripple as Kevin Kline in a fish called Wanda now??

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Because it's easier than picturing that other image we were painting?

 

[loxmythe]

You mean this?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is that how everybody will be lined up if the debt ceiling isn't raised?

 

[loxmythe]

Does obamacare cover preparation H?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is it time to start stocking up on this stuff?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't those completely whacked-out doomsday prepper people anger the hell out of you?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Who else has got a good stockpile of Twinkies?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Aren't they one of those food so packed with preservatives that they could outlive even the cockroaches?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't it keep better than bread?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

If bread is money how come you can't spend breadfruit?

 

[Jman8]

Does anyone know where I can spend my dough on Breadfruit ejuice?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Have you considered a nice crab juice, instead?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Is it as good as dead cat squeezings?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Ah, are you trying to make catsup from scratch?

 

[Zak Rabbit]

How about vanilla from beaver .... squeezings?

Sent via the guys that made Star Trek low tech.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is that what all that hair all over my ice cream cone is?