The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Um, are you living in an evil mirror universe where everyone wears a goatee?

 

[kelli]

and so what if i am?>

 

[loxmythe]

A sloppy eater?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't that one way of cutting down on calories?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't it better to get vigorous exercise?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know a better way to cut down on calories is to not consume 'em in the first place?

 

[kelli]

does that mean we shouldn't eat dessert first?

 

[Zak Rabbit]

Wouldn't that depend on who dessert is?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't some "pie" the best dessert of all?

 

[kelli]

you guys just always have to go there, dontchya?

 

[Gr8Scott]

Yeah. But you know you love it when we do, dontchya?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

That's gotta be better than going straight up the gary, right?

 

[kelli]

you canucks talk funny, but you knew that, right?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you familiar with the old expression, "I don't know what yer talkin' aboot", eh?

 

[kelli]

why is ECF so slow today?

 

[Zak Rabbit]

Don't computers hate to work on holidays too?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can't computers just pretend they're doing work like everyone else?

 

[kelli]

like me, you mean?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you have to work or are you just pretending?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Weren't The Pretenders a rocking band?