The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Are the cotillions going to be a little smaller going forward then?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Hasn't the economic downturn caused a shrinking of all celebrations?

 

[loxmythe]

Haven't you heard of the huge balls the president has?



More money spent on parties than all previous presidents combined and you and I STILL don't get invites

 

[RippleInStillWater]

But does his vice president keep a safe in his office?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is it Operation Tailhook up there so the vice president needs a supply of rubbers too?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you remember your mom always wanting you to wear your rubbers when it was raining?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know there's a real missed business opportunity in the kids' market?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know that pedo-business was one of the few things you can't make jokes about?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

So, we can't make fun of the Catholic Church now?

(Product for kids vs. kids are the product. I was joking about the former, actually.)

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Is there anything more ridiculous than blind faith?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Didn't you like their song "Can't Find My Way Home"?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Didn't you like Cream more?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did anyone else wear out the record needle on Heavy Cream?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you ever consume a Strange Brew while listening to them?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't the green St. Paddy's Day beer kind of strange?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't it one of the funniest movies you've ever seen?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you familiar with the other Canadian classics, "Meatballs" and "Porky's"?

 

[loxmythe]

Do all Canadian movies have food or drink titles?


What's next poutaine the musical?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

If "beans, beans" are the musical fruit, the more you eat ..., etc. wouldn't it make sense for "Poutine, The Movie", another leading cause of music, to be a musical?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Can you control the pitch?