The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Does the Catholic church use spring-loaded traps to keep the altar boys still?

 

[kelli]

think they prefer live traps, dontchya think?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What do you use for bait?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Is there anything wrong with a little jailbait?

 

[loxmythe]

Is dropping the soap considered "Jail"bait?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is dropping the soap considered flirting?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Is that what they call it in Canada?

 

[kelli]

does anything go in canada???

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know we have abortion clinics and gay marriage?

 

[kelli]

ok, but can you marry your dog?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can't we just live in sin?

 

[kelli]

aren't you the least bit concerned that there may actually be a hell?

 

[loxmythe]

Do you think he wants to go there because its guarded by a 3 headed dog?

 

[kelli]

is the dog available for dating?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is that why it's called "puppy love"?

 

[kelli]

or doggy style?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't the worst part of doing it doggy style having the owner run out and try to separate you two with the garden hose?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Are you into bestiality, bob?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did you know my mother was half poodle?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know my mother was half-Alsatian?