The Answer is a Question

[kelli]

you guys are really all 13 year old boys, right?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do guys ever grow up, really?

 

[Ozwald]

Is that a trick question?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

It can't be anywhere near as dangerous as "Does this dress make my .... look fat", can it?

 

[Ozwald]

If you don't have the correct answer for that immediately, is there anything in the world more dangerous?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you ever worry about that big fat .... falling over and crushing you to death?

 

[kelli]

you do know that the only kind of woman you guys deserve is one with an air valve?

 

[Thayamax]

Aren't you afraid they'd be much too happy with that?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't you wish you could make that .... a little smaller with a simple pin .....?

 

[kelli]

do you know you just used the words "...." and "....." in the same sentence?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you familiar with the old phrase, "more cushion for the pushin'"?

 

[kelli]

so my skinny white ... is pretty useless then, huh?

 

[Thayamax]

Have you had many complaints?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know Little Debbie?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you know Suzy Shallow Throat?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Will getting more Ding Dongs in there be a problem?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Are they still making suzy-Q's?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you going to break your New Year's resolutions, already?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know resolutions were only for optimists?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did you already put money down in the office pool?