The Answer is a Question

[loxmythe]

Ever wonder what other dirty little secrets they've been hiding over the years?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you mean like the 6 books of the bible they have mysteriously "lost"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are they lost or just hidden in the Vatican with all the other banned erotica?

 

[Thayamax]

Do you think they take turns 'guarding' that stash?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is "guarding the stash" a kinky euphemism for something else?

 

[Thayamax]

Of course it is, but how would you know such things?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would you be surprised to learn I've got my own little stash?

 

[Thayamax]

Would you be surprised if I asked to 'guard' it for you?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you wish to join my honor guard and salute when I walk into the room?

 

[Thayamax]

Can I have a fancy uniform and be the beneficiary in your will?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Will you do The Time Warp as my processional?

 

[Thayamax]

If I do will you call me your Sweet Transvestite?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh, so which one is wearing the pants in this relationship, so to speak?

 

[Thayamax]

That depends, which one of us would look better in a dress?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is it true what they say about a picture saying a thousand words?

 

[Thayamax]

Yikes...doesn't that make you wonder what the groom looks like?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know the Sharpie made an improvement?

 

[Thayamax]

Is he a reject from a college production of "Cats"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does the college production of "Cats" involve a lot of heavy drinking?

 

[Thayamax]

Isn't heavy drinking what college is all about?