The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Did you learn everything about college from Animal House?

 

[Thayamax]

What better source of information on higher education is there?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Could this Yale graduate tell you something about college?

 

[Thayamax]

Could his message be that Yale needs to substantially strengthen its admission requirements to include only those who have at least half a brain?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does it matter what species a qualified applicant belongs to?

 

[Thayamax]

Should it matter as long as he can get the job done?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if he starts throwing feces around?

 

[Thayamax]

What kind of respectable Yale graduate would do such a thing?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't all the booze and nose candy have something to do with it?

 

[Thayamax]

If that's true wouldn't there be feces on all the walls of all the bars and all the clubs in Hollywood?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Are you saying that W was full of she-it?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

By "W", do you mean Washington, D.C.?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't you know I'm talking about a pseudo-Texan?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Was he really born in Kenya, swinging from trees, eating bananas, etc.?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Didn't you know that all Texans act like that?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Even before they've had their first beer?

 

[Thayamax]

How about before they've had their first diaper change?

 

[loxmythe]

Your supposed to change them??

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wasn't evolution supposed to do that?

 

[Thayamax]

Why did some monkeys evolve into people and others stayed monkeys?