The Answer is a Question

[Thayamax]

Doesn't it seem like Selena Gomez finally got old enough to know better?

 

[loxmythe]

Or was she tired of waiting for him to hit puberty?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is puberty another name for a telephone pole and a couple of parked cars?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't that called young, dumb, and full of, ummmm?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't you hate it when the thread goes right back to juvenile humour about the brown stuff?

 

[loxmythe]

What on earth has he been eating?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you suppose he's just making another album?

 

[Gr8Scott]

And so the young, ahem, ladies are supposedly attracted to this little doodie panty-wanty?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is "ladies" another word for the girls-under-the-age-of-5 demographic?

 

[Thayamax]

Can you include those with arm pit hair now that JB finally got some of his own?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you have to buy another junior hippy chick kit to cover the other pit?

 

[loxmythe]

Perhaps that's her "masculine" side?

 

[Thayamax]

Is this the best way for a man to show his feminine side?

 

[loxmythe]

Couldn't I just be cranky and eat chocolate?

 

[Thayamax]

Can I show my masculine side by watching sports and farting?

 

[loxmythe]

Want me to pull your finger?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you just going to give away the secret handshake that gets you into the boys club?!

 

[loxmythe]

Do you think she can pass the "writing your name in the snow" test?

 

[Thayamax]

Not with precision, but did you know you're not supposed to eat the yellow snow?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Didn't Frank Zappa teach you anything?