The Answer is a Question

[Ohms Lawbreaker]

Well, what do we have up there?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you familiar with the phrase, "Look, don't touch"?

 

[Bigd432]

Why can't I touch?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did you ever think to buy me another drink, first?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Is that it all it takes?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Are you insinuating bob's easy?

 

[Thayamax]

Doesn't everyone already know that he is?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would that explain all of the mornings waking up in some strange alley with my .... hanging out of a dumpster?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Was it accompanied by a weird sticky feeling on your back?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is there any part of a dumpster that isn't sticky?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Is there any part of you that isn't, either?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Who knew sleeping in dumpsters was unhygienic?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Is it any worse than a grade school bathroom?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you think janitors can suffer from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, too?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Have you ever cleaned a woman's public washroom at a bar?!?!??!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would it just be better to give everybody a big diaper to wear?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know that's not what I had to pick up off the floor? 8-o

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Eww... Was it bloody?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know the memory of having that as a chore still haunts me? 8-o8-o8-o

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't that better than having to deal with the rage monster that produced it?