The Answer is a Question

[RippleInStillWater]

DIdn't Jabba the Hutt eat live amphibians?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you really want to be served the stuff that Jabba likes? Uh, wait ...

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you also have a few Princess Leia fantasies?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't two of them be even better?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't you feel like your old man talking about Sofia Loren when you start talkiing about Carrie Fisher to the kids?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't Sophia Loren still kind of hot for an older woman?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

And can you believe Raquel Welch?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you think she'd buy "I'll believe it when I can touch it"?

 

[loxmythe]

Isn't that right up there with "just the tip"?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Have you tried, "Hey, does this hanky smell like chloroform to you"?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Did you know I have never picked up a woman at a bar in my life?

 

[loxmythe]

Isn't it rather rude to just step over them?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would they be happier sleeping it off in a dumpster?

 

[pt91]

don't know who they are but I would if I could change one thing...got a Gennie in a bottle?
Ok...Gennie in a bottle...one wish....don't waste it on something stupid

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Um, at this point wouldn't you try to pry the poor girl away from the bottle?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you remember how incredibly hot Barbra Eden was?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Are you familiar with the old Christina Aguilera phrase, "I'm a genie in a bottle. You gotta rub me the right way."?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Have i ever told you how much I love you?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh, is there any way to put that genie back in the bottle?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Haven't you heard "April Fools!" today yet?