The Answer is a Question

[Thayamax]

Ever heard of skinny dipping?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What am I going to do with this big hose?

 

[Thayamax]

Do I have to think of everything?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Well, is there a place I could stash it then?

 

[Thayamax]

Shouldn't you just screw it into the fire plug where it's intended to go?

 

[thorn]

Did you give him a map?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Whoa, map?! How big is this fire plug?

 

[Thayamax]

If you have to ask, maybe you're not the right man for the job?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is this a job for the Jolly Green Giant, ho, ho, ho?

 

[thorn]

Is he your friend because he's jolly, giant, or green?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Why can't it be both?

 

[Thayamax]

If jolly, giant and green equals two things, wouldn't you benefit from a math class?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if my faith goes against math?



(Pi is 3, dammit!)

 

[Thayamax]

Does this help solve your problem?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did he go into hiding again right when I need him?

 

[Thayamax]

Should we start out simple, like invisible food?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Um, would more drastic measures be needed to lose a couple hundred pounds?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Would that entail never speaking to you again?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if you just kept my mobile phone contract going?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/16/t-mobile-contract-dead-relatives_n_5498413.html

 

[Thayamax]

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just talk to your spirit?