The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

What, did the lingo for "magic nose goblins" change already?

(Kids today. Sheesh! )

 

[thorn]

Didn't it change when the word/gameshow lingo quit being current slang?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

How is that possible, aren't Monty Hall and Bob Barker immortal?

 

[loxmythe]

Are they all Canadians like Alex Trebek?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is that, being Canadian, the secret to immortality?

 

[loxmythe]

Does the cold act as a preservative maybe?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Was Jack Torrance originally from Canada?

 

[thorn]

Is anyone really originally from there?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do storks not have a base there?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you remember Ted "The Mad Stork" Hendricks?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't he look more like a stork who eats babies than delivers 'em?

 

[Thayamax]

So we're back to eating babies again?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't your mouth water when you hear, "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ... barbecue sauce" ... ?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

So you use BBQ sauce as an erotic oil?

 

[loxmythe]

Is that a good way to "spice up" your love life?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't that better than something humiliating in leather or plastic?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Don't you know i look good in everything?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Everything? Aren't you sweating?

 

[thorn]

Isn't he too cool to sweat?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't that green tie so last Christmas?