The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't you if you could?

 

[thorn]

Are you giving away secrets?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't that what the internet, with safe search disabled, is for?

 

[beebz]

I have protection, anyone want some?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Why would anyone want protection from the internet?

 

[Thayamax]

Are you saying everything you see on the internet is true?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Can't I dream?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Isn't all that reality actually is?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Why isn't there more booze and hookers in my reality, then?

 

[thorn]

Did you scare them off?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Is it my winning smile?

 

[Thayamax]

Have you considered a lawsuit against that dentist?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know I would but "burrrrrp...", too late?

 

[thorn]

Did you eat and run?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Should I stick to vegetables to avoid the runs?

 

[thorn]

Why would you put a stick in vegetables?

 

[Thayamax]

Have you ever heard of a veggie shish kabob?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Uh, what are you trying to stick in my "kabob"?

 

[Thayamax]

Haven't you ever heard of a 'kabobsyeruncle"?

 

[loxmythe]

Is that a province in Canada?