The Answer is a Question

[Thayamax]

Are you insinuating that the Church Lady was being sarcastic?

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Do you think church ladies still think about :gasp: fornication?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't there a lot of that stuff in the bible?

https://www.biblegateway.com/passag...1:13;2:6;4:5;4:16;5:4;7:7-8;8:10&version=NASB

 

[Treywingo]

Didn't they stone people to death in those days?

 

[thorn]

Did rock beat paper back in those days?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Don't Christians generally do a pale imitation of rock?

Final Placement, "Shine" - CollegeHumor Video

 

[Treywingo]

Can that really be considered rock?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What else would you throw to make 'em stop?

 

[thorn]

Can you throw a prayer their way?

 

[Thayamax]

Will a prayer hurt as much as a rock?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if you wrote a prayer on the rock?

 

[Thayamax]

Would it be blasphemy if that prayer was for better aim?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't the bible pretty much give you carte blanche?

Matthew 17:12 And He *said to them, “Because of the littleness of your faith; for truly I say to you, if you have faith [a]the size of a mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=matthew+17:20&version=NASB

So ....

 

[Treywingo]

What if you're atheist?

 

[Thayamax]

If you're an atheist then anything goes, right?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

How gauche, shouldn't he be drinking WHITE wine with that?

 

[Treywingo]

Why would he eat the baby back end first?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

I can haz brains?

 

[Treywingo]

Aren't baby brains full of parasites?

 

[Thayamax]

Didn't you know the parasites make their brains so much more tasty?