The Answer is a Question

[bobsyeruncle]

I can haz extra protein?

 

[Treywingo]

Do they taste anything like bacon?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you want to find out?

 

[Thayamax]

Is it okay if I just take your word for it?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What if I told you I had too many for breakfast and couldn't eat another one but, trust me, they do taste like bacon?

 

[Thayamax]

Trust you? Okay, so would you like to join me in a nice shish kabob later?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Um, is that a hair on that rack of grubs?

 

[Treywingo]

Is that nice lady giving free samples of fried fingers?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Would you be eating them if they weren't free?

 

[Treywingo]

Who doesn't love free samples?

 

[thorn]

Doesn't the drug testing clinic charge for samples?

 

[Thayamax]

Couldn't you offset that by visiting the sperm donor bank where they pay for samples?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Well, who wouldn't pay to have one of these cute little tykes crawling around?

 

[thorn]

Was that rhetorical?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Isn't "irresistably adorable" the words you were looking for?

 

[Thayamax]

Doesn't every mother consider her baby an angel from heaven?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

What kind of sick mother would yank a small child from eternal paradise?

 

[Thayamax]

Do you think this one would qualify?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Um, isn't it time to breast feed again? *drool*

 

[Thayamax]

How long have you been breastfeeding your baby?