The Answer is a Question

[thorn]

Have you made your pick yet?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Should I go for the one with the fewest teeth?

 

[thorn]

What talent do you want them to excel in?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Did you ever hear about, um, ... , snorkeling?

 

[thorn]

Could you tell us more about it?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Doesn't a picture tell a thousand words?

 

[thorn]

Can you list those 1000 words?

 

[Thayamax]

Are you going to read them or just count them?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Do you know, I figured I needed a little training before I tackle it, but I'm having a hell of a time getting past the first page of the manual?

 

[thorn]

Is that the page with the pictures of all the parts or the title page?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Pfft. Who doesn't look at the pictures?

 

[thorn]

Have you asked the blind?

 

[Thayamax]

Can you really go blind from looking at too many centerfolds?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Wouldn't that work in your favour getting into a relationship?

 

[Thayamax]

Wouldn't you agree that inanimate objects are so much easier to ignore?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Does drinking help?

 

[Thayamax]

Does it matter which one is doing the drinking?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Shouldn't there be at least one designated driver?

 

[Thayamax]

Of course, but can you really trust a drunk to appoint a reliable one?

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Um, does Kermit even have a license?